I'm out in my garden yesterday on a lovely sunny afternoon, enjoying a delightful chinese meal perfectly cooked by the aforesaid young lady who is staying with me.
I lean back in my cheap & nasty plastic chair, comment how good the food was and how attractive she is. I pick up my can of beer and throw my head back to take a swig. The chair jerks backwards and the rear legs buckle. I then proceed to do a double back flip straight into the hedgerow surrounding my garden borders. The beer pours all over me, and I'm left with just my feet dangling out the bushes.
Everyone goes into hysterics.....except me. How do you remain looking cool in this situation???